Lately I've been feeling like a complete waste of space.
But I guess things could be worse.
A sign that Colorado may want to make their GED requirements a bit more stringent:
{scene: chatting with an old friend on a warm summer evening, mid August, sitting outside my home in Grand Junction}
moi: Well, I will be leaving early next month for Paris.
old friend: Oh, cool. You know, I still haven't been on a plane yet.
moi (with a look of feigned disbelief): Really? Wow.
old friend: Yeah, but maybe I will come over to visit you in Spain.
moi: Ummm...right. (pause) Paris is in France.
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